donk

Main Entry: donk
Pronunciation: \ˈdäŋk, ˈdȯŋk\
Function: verb, noun
Inflected Form(s): donked; donking
Date: 2005(?)

verb

1 : to regulate on a female who is straight trippin' by making a fist, raising it high above one's head and then striking the top of said bitch's head with the meaty part of the fist.

Emphasized by uttering, "DAWNNK!"

noun:

1: technique used to regulate on a female without catching an assault charge.

2: a more concussive alternative to Chris Rock's prescription for man to "shake the shit outta one" when engaging a female who is trippin'.

"No, he didn't hit me officer, but he was donkin' the shit outta me!"

22👍 222👎

Zulu'd

When a fighter gets rocked by the first punches of fight and then swiftly finished off while flopping around confused on the ground.

Refers to a mixed martial arts event between Fedor Emelianenko and Zuluzhino, aka "Zulu".

When Emelianenko later defeated Tim Sylvia in a fashion reminiscent of his performance against Zulu, it was said that Sylvia "got Zulu'd".

Did you see Fedor vs. Gary Goodrige? He got Zulu'd even before Zulu got Zulu'd!

33👍 6👎