CLOP

CLOP is an acronym for Conditional Lactare Obesus Persperation: A serious condition affecting all those who suffer from backrack. A salty, watery fluid is secreted by the sweat gland producing foul smelling oder and wet shirts (particularly in the back). suffers of the CLOP often have social issues attributed to the foul smell such as date aversion, low self-esteem, and occasional suicidal tendencies.

1: "do you smell that?"
2: "Yeah WTF is it?"
1: "O, that poor man. He's got the CLOP."
2: "Let's leave before he tries to talk to us."

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Backrack

Fat deposition resembling that of a female bosom located on the back of male or female subjects. Usually occurring in pairs, they lack an areola, nipple and are incapable of lactating except in a rare condition called Conditional Lactare Obesus Perspiration aka the CLOP. see CLOP for more information.

Person 1: "She's so fine, look at that Backrack."
Person 2: "Sorry man, look like she got the CLOP!"

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