Tony

An uncle everybody has. No matter who you are, you have an uncle named Tony.

“Hey I’m staying in my uncles this weekend!”
“You mean uncle Tony’s?”
“Well who else?”

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Claire’s

A store specialising in ear piercings, fluffy pens and toxic makeup. However the worldwide stores have gone extremely low down in the popularity scale after they stopped selling One Direction merchandise

“Claire’s? I haven’t heard that name since I was an innocent preteen in 2013 entering the store to purchase a One Direction keychain, One Direction purse, One Direction doll, One Direction lifesize cutout and a pair of squidgy earrings”

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