Kade

A guy that plays way too much rocket league and overwatch. Man has a tiny dick but likes to pull it out for any guy walking across the street. He loves cheese dip but only homemade (Must use giant block). He has two kittens who will absolutely tear up his apartment. An absolute menace as soccer. Oh and He's a dickhead. An absolute timebomb. Tick tock tick tock

Kade randomly pulls his cock out for the guy walking down the road.
That guy has to be named Kade, he plays way too many video games