hayley kiyoko

Hayley Kiyoko is a Japanese American singer-songwriter and actress from Cali. She used to look like a slightly emo t.A.T.u. cosplayer from Myspace. At this point she first gained fame for playing Stella on the Disney movie Lemonade Mouth.

Then Hayley glo'd up and began writing music and dropping EPs. Hayley gained a huge amount of fame and popularity after releasing the music video for her single Girls Like Girls in June 2015. Thus after realizing how gay she truly is, she released her most homosexual EP yet, Citrine, in September 2016. She went on tour for it and unsurprisingly sold out because her music is catchy yet good quality, genuine, and she writes it herself unlike 95% of singers these days. Not only can she sing and write her own music, but she plays instruments too which is even rarer in today's music industry.

Hayley is regarded as the reincarnation of Sappho or as an icon for the gay community. Unfortunately most people would rather listen to Halsey aka Trashley or someone else who is talentless and pretentious rather than an actually musically talented creative gay Asian woman.

Person1: Hey, did you see Hayley Kiyoko's new music video?

Person2: Of course. The portrayal of a passionate and lustful interracial lesbian relationship in a nonfetishized way was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. In fact I started crying. Hayley Kiyoko is so underrated.

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Gravity Falls

Gravity Falls, the best show ever which looks retarded on the outside but really is a 90s style show instead of those crap cartoons these days. Fun and mysterious.

Okay for real, Gravity Falls is about a 12-year old boy named Dipper with a twin sister, Mabel, who move to a town called Gravity Falls for the summer. They stay there in teh summer with their uncle, "Grunkle Stan." They live in a house called the Mystery Shack, and there are many mysteries in the odd town of Gravity Falls. Together the two twin siblings, Dipper and Mabel, try to solve these mysteries.

Dipper is sophisticated and always trying to find the answer to many problems. He is voiced by a 20 year old for some reason LOL.

Mabel is his twin sister and she is more of a dummy who does nothing and is always optimistic about everything. She's funny.

Awesome Gravity Falls moment:

Dipper: This guy's name is Robbie V and he's kind of like my archenemy.

Rumble McSkirmish: Did he kill your father?

Dipper: Well, he's dating the girl I like and he posts a really annoying amount of status updates.

*Rumble McSkirmish is one of the characters in one episode. He's a fighter from a video game that came to life :3

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