Beer fetcher

Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.

When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.

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The Lay Down Game

The funniest game ever created on the face of the earth. The Lay Down Game is simple:
Find a completely random place to lay down face down with your hands by your side and legs out nice and straight, then get a friend to take a picture. Upload the pictures to your facebook account or preferably to a Lay Down Game group page like The Lay Down Game North Carolina Version and make people laugh!

I cannot stop laughing at how random these pictures from The Lay Down Game are, so funny!

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Cum cave

In reference to a woman being good for nothing more than sexual gratification.

Kelly can't cook or clean but I call her every now and then to use her as a cum cave.

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