OMV

An abbreviation for “oh my Void,” which takes the place of OMG (“oh my God”) for non-theists.

Jeff Brinkley: "'Oh my God?' What do you mean, 'Oh my God?' You ought to say 'Oh my Void!' F---ing atheist." Hence, OMV.

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religify

verb. To make religious. To develop the appearance or real qualities of a believer in some religion. To get religion.

How do you make an irresponsible, ex-cokehead, failure of a businessman, who raised two stupid ho daughters, was a slacker in school, and never earned anything on his own virtue President of the United States? Religify him.

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mamtastic

Adj. Characterized by otherworldly voluminousity or by some trait or traits suited to breasts of one's ultimate fantasies. Conjugation of mammary and fantastic.

Damn! Homegirl has got some mamtastic breasticles!

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