budweiser

1. Bland, flavorless alcohol delivery system that sells because of advertising. See also Zima , Wonder Bread , and Hamburger Helper

Don't tell me how good my beer is, okay? I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it, okay? When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Budweiser. When I drink my beer I want to taste it.

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telemark

1. A style of skiing (mainly practiced by hippies) that involves half a binding, half a brain, and a whole lot of balls. Well suited for powder and backcountry access.

2. a place in Norway

I’m a pot smokin’, tree hugin’, telemarkin’ hippie
Telemark: drop knees not bombs

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Coors Light

Bland Flavorless alcohol delivery unit that sells because people are too scared to try real beers like Pilsner Urquell or Sierra Nevada Pale Ale .

Don't tell me how good my beer is. I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it. When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Coors Light, okay? When I drink a beer, I want to taste it.

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Michelob Ultra

Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.

I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.

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shitface

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Man, i'm so shitfaced right now i just drank 14 beers.

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