LAB

Acronym for Lame Ass Bitch

A bro that makes an excuse to not spend quality brotime with you and your broskis.

Teddy Broosevelt: "We should totally have a kick-ass brobrunch later bros!"
Chad: "Sorry I can't, I'm really tired you bros."
Teddy Broosevelt: "God dammit Chad, you are such a fucking LAB!"