Hector Anus

heck-tore a-nuss
-Noun

An anus that has experienced more than a cock or two or three or four...at the same time. A "hector anus" is what happens after your asshole has been stretched by something the size of a basketball.

Patient: Doc, I can't tell if I am shitting or not! Poop just falls on the floor!
Doctor: Well, OMFG no wonder! Your asshole is the size of a hector! Your sphincter muscle has been damaged beyond repair! Prognosis not good, you have Hector Anus!

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George "W" Bush

Jorge Duba Bush
-Noun 1
-Adjective 1
Synonym 2
Noun; America's asshole.
Adjective; The asshole of America.
Synonym; dumb fuck, Constitutional rapist.

"I wrapped The Constitution around my pecker and fucked it, therefore I am George "W" Bush!" "Thanks to my policies the world hates America!"
As George "W" Bush left the White House, he prayed to the good Lord that the door wouldn't hit his ass on the way out.

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