chode jumper

a person is passed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his testicles and chode rub against the passed out subject's face.

"hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper"

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behaggled

1. a feeling of absolute cluster-fuxation.
2. when a person is extremely stressed out and the light at the end of the tunnel can't be seen.

Having 2 exams and 3 10-page papers will leave you behaggled.

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