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While a male is masturbating, pre-cum between the urethra opening peels apart, which in turn produces a clicking sound.
Ew, I slept with this guy last night, and his penis is a Danny Clicker!
When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.
Matt met Lindsay and gave her a corporate cum shot.
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When your crap has both light and dark colours in it's composition.
Hey Matt, I just took a crap and it was Calico!
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