gobblewonker

The biggest fish in a body of water.

I'm going fishing this weekend, gonna catch me the gobblewonker.

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Swank

Someone who dates various people for material gain. Similar to a gold digger, but less monogamous. Amalgam of swag and skank.

A: I'm just dating him until he buys me that new Prada purse.
B: God, you're such a swank.