caitlin

a cunt. specifically, the type of cunt that wins year 7 spelling bees with the word ‘appendicitis’ and doesn’t say “love you” back :(

“i really wanted to be mates and get to know her but she’s such a caitlin, ya know”

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cigarettes after sex

the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday

"hey where's elizabeth?"

"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"

75👍 9👎

jinkies

a word whose use is exclusive to the cream of the crop. only the coolest people use this word in everyday language x

"dude, my sisters dog projectiled all over my suit this morning so i rocked up 45 mins late to my interview"
"jinkies"