Cathy Newmaning

When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.

Alex: Apples are different than oranges

Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....

Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me

runcle

There’s aunts and there’s uncles. And then there’s runcles—rapist uncles.

I grew up with a runcle 😔

runcle

An uncle who majors in nonconsensual sex and minors in child molestation.

“It feels just like pooping in reverse,” my runcle told me as he slipped it in.

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“Let’s play the rape game,” my runcle said.
“But I don’t want to!”
“That’s the spirit,” my uncle grinned 😔

rump riled

Another term for butthurt.

Neil got so rump riled when the cafeteria had no vegan food lol.

Operation Thundercuck

Nickname for the poorly executed US retreat from Afghanistan, which cucked over our civilian allies and helpers in the region.

The US withdrawal from Afghanistan shall henceforth be known as “Operation Thundercuck.”

executive time

A usefully pretentious euphemism referring to any nonspecific dicking around, or a period of downtime enjoyably wasted. Named after President Donald Trump's penchant for same.

Dawdling by the water cooler, making chit-chat, avoiding work? *checks watch* How about that, it's Executive Time.

Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.

Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?

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phi male

1. The opposite of an alpha male (an "A" male); a male who earns a grade of "F" (or "phi" in Greek) on the manliness scale.

2. A woman; a female.

The ancient Greeks rated a man's worth very similar to grades in school. The most noble and respected men were grade-A - "alpha males" - and the remaining levels of mankind were grade-B or "betas", grade-C or "chis", grade-D or "deltas", and the lowest grade was "phi"--an F. Naturally, in that era, women were ranked all the way at the bottom, with the very lowest of the low. And to this day, women are still referred to as "phi males" :D

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