shld

"should" but w/o the vowels bc vowels suck and i'm lazy

"shld i wear this or nah"

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tone tags

tone tags are being used all around social media (or maybe it's just my social media, who knows). tone tags help neurodivergent people and people who have trouble conveying the tone of a message over text. you can add these to the end of your sentences to indicate the mood or idea of it. they might seem weird, but it prevents distress from not getting the mood of a message.
/j = joking
/hj = half joking
/s or /sarc = sarcastic / sarcasm
/srs = serious
/lh = light hearted
/ij = inside joke
/t = teasing
/nm = not mad
/nbh = nobody here
/nay = not at you
/g or /gen = genuine / genuine question
/th = threat
/cb = clickbait
/f = fake
/q = quote
/l or /ly = lyrics
/c = copypasta
/m = metaphor / metaphorically
/li = literal / literally
/rt or /rh = rhetorical question
/hyp = hyperbole
/p = platonic
/r = romantic
/sx or /x = s*xual intent
/nsx or /ns = non-s*xual intent
/pc or /pos = positive connotation
/nc or /neg = negative connotation

"lol ur such a loser i cant believe you like jessica smh 🙄 /j /s"
"thanks for using tone tags! i would've stopped being friends with you if you were to not indicate the sarcasm!"

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snowflake

a pretty thing that falls from the clouds when it snows, not one of them the same

also something conservatives call people who get offended by things that, frankly, everyone should get offended by like purposefully misgendering someone, being blatantly racist/homophobic/etc, and more

"woah look this snowflake is cool"

OR

"smh i just called someone who has she/her in their twitter name a he i can't believe he got offended what a snowflake"

qpp

it stands for "queer platonic partner", aka me and REDACTED.

"is that your boyf riend"
"nah man he's just my qpp"

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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

a lung disease caused by inhaling microscopic volcano ash (unsure what it is called)

"i have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis :("
"why did you go near a volcano dumbass"

bob

bob is usually used as a masculine name. it can also be an acronym, like "battle of the books," or "bewildered opossums behind you"

charlie: there's bob!
karla: what?
charlie: bewildered opossums behind you!

OR

charlie: this is my new friend bob
karla: f*ck you charlie i thought i was the only one i can't believe you would do this to me and-

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emo

sai

"sai is emo"