lixz

When vinnie starts the horny dance. He doddles around town like a cuddlemuffin screaming "Silly Goose" while giving roman helmets and pink elephant trunks to moaning little kids.

Vinne rips Jeffry a new one while he goes for a lixz in his innocent, virgin rectum.

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Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

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sandlot kid

The guy trying to pick up the hot girl who gets his mate to climb the back fence to distract the guard dog

Mate - she hot, I'm gonna sandlot kid it over, can you climb the back fence

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Ass chowder

Another word for diarrhea. I personal use this term for food items at my workplace's cafeteria that have the consistency of soup.

we need to order pizza for lunch, they are serving the boss's ass chowder again in the cafeteria.

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dang! i gotta go!

Exclamation, point where you realize that you might not make it to the restroom.

mandy cried "dang, i gotta go" just before the pee started flowing down her legs.

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Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.

Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head

vagina

A girl's sexual organ that we dirty men can get thier penises in

"Oh johnny, i love the way you stick your penis in my vagina"

"Hey jane, you love the way i stick my penis in your vagina, so we make babies".

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