Paranoia Beast

The paranoia beast is a many-headed, many-horned, invisible beast that descends upon a group of stoners as they slide into mashedness and causes them all to suspect each other of pretty much anything. Repeated exposure to the paranoia beast causes long-term psychosis, and can lead to complete insanity, during which the victim is unable to trust anyone or anything, and is permanently haunted by the beast night and day, when every creak, every knock, every minute sound is the beast's footsteps.

Stoner 1: Is Kenny okay? He's got that strange look in his eyes....
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)

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bunkered

Usually used when refering to paintball. when you someone sneeks up on you and shots you 5 times point blank because you SUCK!!!

That noob just got bunkerd.

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and stuff

When you run out of "intellegent" things to say, you add this to a sentence.

"Maybe we could take my Dad's car to the lake this weekend, and make out, and stuff."

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smoog

A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)

You're so low-res, you're smoog.

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Gayper

A person who is as gay as they are in the summer, as in the winter, a gay person perticularly when they are snowboarding. See the definition of "Quimby". If the quimby is the meat in the manwitch, the gayper are the surroundings. Commonly characterized by their neon snow gear, and Technine do-rag's.

Matt Cova is a fapping gayper.

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sublime

Amazing band that managed to fuse punk, reggae, dub, and hip-hop. Possibly the best band to come out of the '90s. Brad Nowell, the band leader, was a lyrical and musical genius who tragically died of a heroin overdose shortly before the release of their seminal self-titled album in 1996.

Sublime? Yeah, they were great. Good smoking music. Loved 40 Oz. To Freedom and Robbin The Hood.

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April Fools' Day

nickname for the first day of april. the one day out of the year that practical jokes are acceptable and encouraged.

"man, that was funny when you woke your dad up at 3 in the morning on april fools day and told him the house was on fire."

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