Bagsy

To stake a claim on an object or task.
Also 'bagsy not' - the opposite.

"Bagsy carrying her bag for her."
"Well what am I going to do?"
"Pull her mate - the fat one."
"Bagsy not"!

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indefagitable

Incapable of being or becoming gay.

Sorry dude, I'm indefagitable. Go find someone else to hit on.

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table talk

Noun: 1.) Conversation appropriate for a formal occasion i.e. dinner with your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents. 2.) Small talk. Shmoozing. Those little conversations you have when you see someone you don't really care about, but you haven't seen them for a long time.

1.) Oh wow, Mrs. Smith you sure do have a nice house.
2.) Uh, hi person whose name I barely remember. How are you? What have you been up to all these years I haven't thought about you? Blah blah blah...

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sex dolls

Dolls that are used for the sex... see Al Brooks.

Johnny: Damn, my sex doll has deflated again.

Greg: cough(needle dick)cough

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Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

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povo

Police vehicle- stems from the term popo.

Damn, slow down, there's a povo behind us.

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yayness

A word that my best friend Katie says. :) Yayness for katie!

Adapted from a conversation with the ever pretty Katie ;)
IfTimeStodStil: yayness!

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