BM

"butt mess" - need i say more?

EEGADS-Someone didn't flush their BM at the Mall restroom!!!!!!

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B rizz

see also pot head
one who overly enjoys the smoking of weed

carmicheal carmitz carmen b rabbit

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Richardt

when a guy is taking a piss and shits on himself because he is too lazy to sit down and do the deed

The slimy mess from when Brian Richardted on himself kept him from getting laid for two years.

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Jewish pancake

When you put you breasts up against the window at a boys bar mitzvah and loudly sing "to the windows,to the walls!"

Becky Jewish pancaked on Saturday because tommy dared her

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chode

A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin

guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)

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f4fsouljah

i am a cock smocking hacker. i like to suck the biggest dick which i can find (no not u Page yours is to small) and i cheat online and i lie and i suck and i cant diol and i 101/25000 and i am gay and i yer..

omg omg omg wuddup i cant diol, i can only 101/25000 online and i like to cheat on GA CS DM cuz im real cool and i like to lie.

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snug

fitting perfectly whilst flattering the figure, how clothes should be worn by attractive ladies

those trousers look snug

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