burger

the single greatest invention of all time without a burger happiness could not be true
a burger is a slab of beef mince which is called the burger (not a patty you fucking Americans), and two burger buns occasionally with sesame seeds, there are also cheeseburgers which is a piece of delicious melted cheese put above the burger and below the top bun (if you put cheese above the bottom bun and below the burger then that says a lot about you!) burgers are the best takeaway food, the best healthy food (depending on what the burger is made of), the best of all fucking foods ok? do you fucking understand you pizza loving pricks?

good :)

anyone ever: holy shit! you haven't tried a burger before?!?
person: no I'm a vegetarian
anyone ever: *pulls guns and knives on this punk*