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Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.
She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.
Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
Did she give you a Portuguese breakfast?
Nah, twiglet breakfast mate. My neck is wrecked.
When infantry men wank each other of in a field.
When you're in 14th century infantry, and you get home from a sortie, and your woman says... "Where's you been Artur?"
"As been fightin wit William"
"Course you have, I can see he's given you a jiddler's tipple, the dirty bastard"
The after product of an attempted swallow after a blowie, except there's a sneeze and jizz shoots out of the mouth and both nostrils at the same time, making a bunny shaped jizz signature.
I spoffed in her mouth last night lads and there was a serious cum rabbit.
The cum rabbit Steph did last night made bigwig look like a fucking seagull