Gaysaso

Gaysaso is the Ulter-Ego of a UBC-Micro Celebrity. This ego comes out in periods of fruitiness or homosexual acts.

Gaysaso has catchphrases such as "Lets go UBC" "Put Your Hands Up" and "UBC, We lit"

In his normal state, he can be identified by looking for a bandana. If the Gaysaso state, he can be identified by being seen kissing dudes.

Jim "hey did you see the bandana UBC Mirco celebrity at the pit?"

Carl "Ya, I did - he was macking on a dude"

Jim "ah so you saw Gaysaso"

Carl "ya he seemed like he was loving that shit"

Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.

Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.