iPod

Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple.

Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.

Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod?
Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.

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mean shroomer

A person who acts unusually mean after eating magic mushrooms

Ex 1: Evan: Ben!!! Get me a fucking orange juice or i'll kill you!!!

Ex 2: Evan: Ben, I swear to fucking God if i had a gun i would have shot you (when Evan said that it scared me)

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vegetarian between meals

Snappy comeback to say if someone comments on the fact that they are a vegetarian.

Ben: How would you like your steak?
Ronnie: Oh I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Ben: Me too, but a vegetarian between meals.

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bathroom

For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.

Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.

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no strings

A response to a too good proposal. Asking if there's no catch and your not going to be expected to do something in return.

A shorter form of "no strings attached"

Dude 1: Here, you can borrow my car for your road trip.
Dude 2: For real! No strings?

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uber hella

Combination of the words uber and hella. Used directly before an adjective to give an extreme twist to it.

John: That hat's dope.
Mike: I know it's uber hella cool!

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hand hold up

In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it (fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, normally resolved in two to 20 seconds.

When Fred and Steve went to congratulate each other for scoring with two hotties, a hand hold up occurred.

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