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A response to a too good proposal. Asking if there's no catch and your not going to be expected to do something in return.
A shorter form of "no strings attached"
Dude 1: Here, you can borrow my car for your road trip.
Dude 2: For real! No strings?
For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.
For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.
For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.
Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.
The way a woman expresses her authority by trying to take power over an area.
Whoa! That bitch is screaming uber hella loud, she's got major cuntrol issues.
Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.
***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
A hilarious movie featuring Steve Carell as the main character, Andy Stitzer, who is being harassed to get laid.
Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.
The study of fungi. Diverted from the greek word for fungus, mykes.
Pat: What are you going to study at colledge?
Sam: Mycology.
Pat: What's that?
Sam: Something about mushrooms, I'm gonna try jack some shrooms.
Capital city of Manitoba, Canada.
Seasons: Winter, harsh; Spring, floods; Summer, dry and tolerable; Fall, nothing fun happens.
Temperatures range from -50 to +30 degrees celcius
Ups: Folk Fest(Hippy gathering), lot's of weed, great bands, Slurpees(Slurpee capital), it's better than Regina.
Downs: Natives, mosquitos, murder capital of Canada, bad weather, bad roads, lot's of car theft.
Nicknames: the 'Peg, Winterpeg, Win-a-pig
Name origin: Winnipeg is Cree for Muddy Water, because it was founded on a spot where two rivers met, now called the Forks. The Forks is where the Assinboine River and the Red River meet.
Come to Winnipeg, smoke some weed, buy a Slurpee, get your car jacked by natives, throw a bike in the Red River and run to safety from the West Nile infected mosquitoes, then ask yourself, how can Regina be any worse?