Fish turd

A tobacco blunt with very little weed in it, appearing very skinny, similar to a fish turd.

Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.

Garfidelity

The strict adherence to a lifestyle of sleeping late, hating Mondays, dogs, Nermal, and eating a lot of food (especially lasagna)

Mason’s garfidelity is what has been keeping him from getting a promotion

pimp sessions with tenderonis

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

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zitter

Archaic (~1970s) term for marijuana cigarette.

Last Sunday I rolled up half-a-dozen zitters and read Gravity's Rainbow from cover to cover.

babysitter hot

When a girl is decently attractive, but would only be seen as 10/10 gorgeous by a child if she were their babysitter that they had a crush on.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got head from Rebecca!
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.

Internet word terrorists

People who make accounts on www.urbandictionary.com just to define a word that insults Donald Trump

"Someone needs to tell all these internet word terrorists that we get their message."

Onomatopoenunciate

The act of using onomatopoeia in casual conversation

-“Man, this riff is the best part of the song; duh-waneh duh duh, Waneh! Duh duh dub!”
-“Bro I can’t hear shit over the noise of your car. VRUBVRUBVRUBVRUBVRUBVRUB, you hear that too right?”
-“Do you want to come to the mechanic with me so you can onomatopoenunciate the problems with my engine?”