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To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.
The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.
girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."
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A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.
"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."
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NOUN: A derogatory name used to describe the drunkest and most embarrassing member of your group of friends. Drinko is short for "Drinko the alcoholic clown".
Note: This term was born on the Jersey shore. Every summer shore house has their own Drinko.
"Dude, it's the first day of vacation; we've already seen you naked, you chatted up all our girls, you jumped off the second floor deck, and you pissed on a parked cop car. You are definitely this year's Drinko."
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A Philadelphia area word for penis.
Note: This word is extremely juvenile and only used by grade school boys and men who never grow up.
"I wish that chick would just tug on my onk for a split second, that would be long enough for me to get off."
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Sexual position similar to the scorpion or the wheelbarrow. In this poistion, with the downward facing female's legs pulled up (as in the wheelbarrow) the male turns about face (creating ass on ass contact) and fucks his girl in a backward fashion.
This move was popularized by the pro skateboarder and satellite radio host Jason Ellis.
Note: Confused? Many men contend that this position is impossible but that is only because their dicks are most likely too small to pull it off.
Caution: There is a serious risk of phallic injury while performing this act. Make sure your chick is able to balance herself well and allow no sudden jerky movements.
girl:"I got drunk last night and went home with Bernard. He did this thing that he called a reverse scorpion to me. I was truly disgusted but I'm going out with him again on Saturday night."
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Sexual position where the man holds the girls legs up to waist height, while she balences on her hand. Almost identical to the wheelbarrow.
Popularized by pro skateboarder and satellite radio host, Jason Ellis.
"I was banging my girl doggy and then to her surprise I pulled her legs straight up and went right into the scorpion."
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A Philadelphia area term for menstruation. The source of the word is purely from the sound, there is no relation to squeebage as in weed.
"I'd love to have a good go tonight but my broad is on her squeebage plop, so it's nothing but blowjobs for the next week for me."