Angry Gav

Angry Gav, is a bloke widely known for having a small penis, that when erect angry is said to resemble a small hotdog or in this case a sav (saveloy maximum length of 4cm)
A guy with a mini man sausage, seldom having enough length or girth to touch cloth/the front of his undies & one who almost certainly sits down to piss.

A penis is usually referred to as a schlong, dong, cock but in Angry Gavs case it would certainly be called a shlort because if it was landed on a fishing hook would definitely get thrown back.

An uncircumcised Angry Gav is said to resemble an undersized pig in a blanket puff pastry.

Gav once drunkenly whipped out his schlort in front of everyone but no one noticed as they mistook his schlort for some curly pasta & kept on eating their meals.

Angry Gav is a top bloke, the best of blokes in fact & one who is great to go fishing with as you're guaranteed to get a bite from this bloke every time, whether on the water or on land almost always followed by an exasperated statement of "oh fuck off"

Did you hear that guy, beating his chest over his 'massive' meat wand, apparently his pecker wouldn't be bigger than a mini sav, he is a total Angry Gav.

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