beer

A natural viagra.

Beer make me so horny.

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paris hilton

Proof that money can buy fame.

Paris Hilton is useless, but rich.

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sex

Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.

Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk

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girlfriend

Like having another car payment every month.

My girlfriend makes me buy her things.

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gold digger

See "girls", "women", or "chicks".

Gold diggers have vaginas. Gold makers have penises.

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ferrari

A car most people talk smack about, but can never afford.

- my Chevy can go 0-60 in 3 seconds!
- Yeah, but I drive a Ferrari

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jennifer aniston

Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that

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