pms

Time of the month to cheat on your girlfriend/wife.

Come on, how can you blame us?

My girlfriend is having PMS, so I'll need a temporary girlfriend. Big tits is a plus.

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ebay

Great place to sell stolen stuff.

Ebay is a great black market.

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boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

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wife

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

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