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The delicious act of trading mouth or ass chunder with your partner during intercourse. Can also be done in groups for "extreme chunderswapping."
Uncle Tony called and said he won't make it to church today because he found a hood rat to chunderswap. I guess he won't be there next week either.
Often disguised as progress or battling, getting Shurmured is the act of losing a close sporting matchup with poor decision making, lack of consitency and inability to motivate a group of professionals.
Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio.
Uncle Tony: Well we had this game in the bag until that last TD drive by the other team.
Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week.
Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it
A term used to describe underachieving or lack of preparation. Often disguised as progress, Shurmuring often leads to ridicule and termination.
Uncle Tony: Boy ole Pat really has been Shurmuring the last few weeks.
Ricky: Yeah, but doesn't he always? How has he kept his job this long?
Uncle Tony: Because he has shown some significant progress
A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.
Stanley: May the force be with you