smashin(g)

driving fast. insanely fast. TOO FAST TO HANDLE

"we were smashin' in the jetta"

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mandex

1. (n) A liquid substance used to clean manbreasts
2. (n) An article of clothing made of a stretchy fabric used to refrain the commonplace manbreast jiggle

1. Honey I'm all out of mandex, could you give me a spongebath?
2. Henry refused to wear a mandex even though all the guys at the corner pub constantly teased him about his jiggle.

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pellow

to cruise

We gonna go pellow over to the club

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hamlette

A bubbly, coffee-drinking creature that is part hamster and part omlette.

Look at that hamlette bounce around! She must have just had some caffeine.

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Shatt

1. The past tense of shit
2. Another word for shit

I shatt myself
You piece of shatt

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>_>

a online face, commonly used in IM. It is like a glare face, it can be >_> or <_< depending on what direction you are looking in. People usually use this when they are mad. it is suppose to look like you are narrowing your eyes and glaring at the person because you are mad at them.

Bill: Shut up!
Pearl: no >_>

Bill: Can I borrow some money?
Pearl: No >_>

Bill: Wanna hug?
Pearl: NO >_>

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Tatyana Liskovich

Insane, passionate, marvelous, bipolar (in every good sense of the word), brilliant, sexual, loving, hating, vulnerable, hard, a pain in the booty, bouncy haired

think "girl from Malcolm in the Middle" meets Julia Roberts, crossed with some kind of multi-million dollar figure, crossed with a drama queen.

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