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In a press conference, when a reporter is called on to ask a question, and instead of asking one question, asks three to five more questions so quickly that the politician on camera can't stop her while remaining polite.
President: Ellen, your question?
Ellen: Yes, Mister President, what do you plan to do about North Korea and do you foresee good news on the economic forefront and what is the status in Afghanistan and are you really considering getting two more dogs and do you think the White Sox will win the pennant this year?
President (still smiling politely): Well, Ellen, I suppose that could be considered bigging the question.
A pathological bragger. Noun which hybridizes the Italian word for bragging (braggadocio) with sociopath.
Gawd, all that chick DOES is brag! She's pathological! I think she might be a braggadociopath!
Definition: A psychological disorder in which the victims of the disorder are unable to depend on others, having to do everything themselves. Adj., Nodependent; Noun: A Nodependent; Nodependency
My boss, George, has to do every single thing himself, and it appears that he suffers from Nodependency and would benefit from the Nodependency 12-step program.
A condition in which a male is lonely and has a perpetual boner and no one into whom he can insert it.
Man, I'm lonely, and I gotta constant boner, and it's startin' to feel like a perpetual state of effin boneliness.