George Washington

First president of the United States.
Had two on the vine--I mean, two sets of testicles--so divine.
6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.
Has a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart (He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, ooh).
Patrolled the land on a horse made of crystal.
Ate opponents' brains and invented cocaine.
The sons of his opponents wished that he was their dad.

George Washington...

I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.

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