A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -
I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
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The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.
If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.
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1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.
your grandpa is a toddler.
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A soda that despite it's clever name actually contains no beer.
Jane drank all the rootbeer...greedy bitch.
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What they call Macaroni & Cheese in Canada. The box actually says "Kraft Dinner" where it would normally say "Macaroni & Cheese". In Canada they accept this as perfectly normal.
"Kraft" is, of course, the company that makes the product and "Dinner" is what we will eat when it is done cooking. Be sure to prepare it with milk in a bag.
Even though Macaroni & Cheese is the all-American convenience food product, Canada consumes, per capita, more Kraft Dinner than the United States!
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A gathering of 10 or less people, usually involving a few beers. A shindig will almost never turn into a party because only broke ass people attend a shindig...hence, the reason there are only A FEW beers.
hey jimmy you gonna go to your sister's shindig?
I ain't got nothing better to do.
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The universal drink of the ghetto.
comes in many flavors such as grape, cherry, blueberry etc, but known to the ghetto natives as red, purple etc.
also used as a slang term to describe a situation.
You all up in my kool-aid and don't even know the flavor.
What kind of kool-aid do you want?...
ummm...red
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