snip the beak

when a jealous woman cuts the tip off a mans condom before using

damn it !!-- the bitch is pregnant---Friend---- man I thought you guys broke up---- we DID she must have --- snip the beak !!!

putting green

A women's pubic mound that has been well trimmed and maintained

Man-- I would love to lay up to her putting green

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textploitation

TV shows etc, normally targetted at teenagers, persistently demanding viewers to send text messages from their mobile phone (cellphone), either to win prizes or simply cast a vote (for their favourite contestant, for example).
Some TV programmes seem to exist for this sole purpose, with a flimsy game show format as the pretext for the programme, which is really quite incidental to the persistent demand to text the show. Texts are normally charged at "£1, plus your standard network rate."

"I'm not spending any more money voting on Big Brother - it's just textploitation."

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snipped the beak

When a women cuts the reservoir tip off a man condom with the intent to trap him with a baby

Hey-- I heard you got that Chick pregnant- ?? I thought you were breaking up--- she Must have Snipped the Beak,,