Popcorned

Popcorned is the past tense version of the sexual act between a male and a female, where the male sticks his penis in the female's vagina as they lay missionary on a trampoline, while his buddies jump up and down, causing the 'popcorn' effect. This act can be accomplished with as little as one couple acting as the kernel, and two participants to bounce them around. Safety regulations restrict the number of kernels on any one 'popping' to 3, as the number of 'poppers' must rise accordingly.

Popcorning is thought to work with the girl on top, though it has never been attempted that I know of. To be a female participant in 'popcorning' is to be 'popped', or 'corned' for short. The participants who apply the force to bounce are known as the 'poppers'.

Popcorned: The sexual act of penetration while lying still on a trampoline as other participants apply the needed force to bounce.

Jimmy: 'Did you hear she got popcorned?'
Johnny: 'What the hell does that mean?'
Jimmy: 'I banged her on the trampoline by having my buddies jump up and down on it, you know, popcorning.'
Johnny: 'I've never heard of it, but it sounds fun!'

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