One-eyed bandit

A penis. Up to no good, of course.

We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?

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lost in the sauce

Lost in the sauce is when you are loaded drunk, so you're a bit out of touch with reality.

I'm lost in the sauce once again. (Ween song)

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