jew waiter

jew waiter: (n.)

an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue

jew waiter
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)

don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!

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orgy-o

when a cuacasian female is penetrated from both side by two ugly and dry black guys

Brother, I was strokin' it to this orgy-o video, but I kept gettin' distracted by those ugly-ass naggers

lederhosen

lederhosen: (lay-der-hose-in) (n.)

a traditional German outfit consisting of high socks, a green felt hat, a dress shirt, suspendors, and leather pants that compact a guys wiener sausage

Mein fraulein, maybe if you make dasht sauerkraut, we can have freaky lederhosen sex later tonight.

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Primus

An alternative rock band famous for the song TOO MANY PUPPIES

Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.

Too many puppies are trained not to bark.

At the sight of blood that must be spilled

so that we may maintain our oil fields. primus rules all

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