flurp

To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.

She smiled and then gave me a flurp.

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crap-nasty

act of shitting your pants so bad that it goes everywhere and gets on everything

1) oh shit guys, i just went crap-nasty all over myself

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bone sauce

semen, cum

I gave Melanie's face a mightly hefty load of bone sauce last night.

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tinsel

The little gold stringy things you put on your christmas tree.

Hang that gold tinsel on the other side.

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Alabama

If you've never been to Alabama, don't go around actin' like you know all about it. If you're puttin' down Alabama you're probably some stupid yankee that has to have the government support your family. when you're down here it makes all your worries go away,everything is just so relaxed. you can sit on your front porch and just chill out all day. So what if most of us are rednecks, we are the best kinda people to be around, we can show you a great time and we are friendly. If you move down here i'll bet that the first day you're here that you will have at least 10 neighbors come by and welcome you, that probably wouldn't happen up in yankeeville. Think twice before you put down alabama again.

Tuscalusa--Home of the Bear
Roll-Tide

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dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

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