magik

Being a drag queen, being able to rub your chest all day long while moaning

OMG, you so magik !!!11 one one LOL

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burt gummer

All around nice bloke! Enjoys mild, and makes humerous 80's programming related picture jokes...

I had a pint of mild with burt gummer

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Alabama

If you've never been to Alabama, don't go around actin' like you know all about it. If you're puttin' down Alabama you're probably some stupid yankee that has to have the government support your family. when you're down here it makes all your worries go away,everything is just so relaxed. you can sit on your front porch and just chill out all day. So what if most of us are rednecks, we are the best kinda people to be around, we can show you a great time and we are friendly. If you move down here i'll bet that the first day you're here that you will have at least 10 neighbors come by and welcome you, that probably wouldn't happen up in yankeeville. Think twice before you put down alabama again.

Tuscalusa--Home of the Bear
Roll-Tide

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freaky bitch

girl who will do anything, any time, anywhere, with anybody.

paris hilton

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fartface

Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room

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auto kakke

To ejaculate upon a vehicle. Sexual fetish. Combination of the words AUTOmobile and buKAKKE.

In the privacy of his garage, Jeff frequently performed auto kakke on his vintage Corvette.

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dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

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