Ocean up

To take a shower, to wash

"hey Bro, before we hit sights, I am gonna Ocean up

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Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

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chazkel

A male who is prone to a penial state of flacidness after a long night of alcohol consumption; one who suffers from whiskey-dick

That chazkel couldn't get it up for Paris Hilton if he had to.

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minnesota

10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos. There are more Houses on Water Fronts then compared to Hawaii,California,Florida and Alaska and any other state that borders water....

Minnesota what more is there to say! For 6 to 7 months out of the year its WINTER. Where we use salt to melt snow, Use anti freezing liquid so our GAS doesnt freeze and some people have to plug there cars in to electrical outlet not to charge the car but to keep from letting the oil freeze cause yes OIL can freeze GASOLINE can also freeze.WEIRD!!!

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semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

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