Logan

The type of guy to workout and get strong, just to call people who use creatine pussies only because he can't get his hands on it. He want's to get strong because of this inferiority complex, and always walks with hbs shirt off to show people his make believe abbs.

Ah shit, there goes Logan, "accidentally" spilling coffee on his shirt. Now he has to take it off.

Tristan

The type of guy who tries his hardest, every chance he gets to talk to women and make them like him. He is the biggest simp you will ever see. Wherever you see a group of girls, you will probably find Tristan trying to talk to them. He does the most in his power to get girls to like him, and always talks about how he's everyone's favorite. He's kind of egotistical, and can be an asshole when around a group of men, but if you are one on one with him, he can actually be really enjoyable to talk to.

Ah shit, there's Tristan, always trying to impress those girls.