diddle-ass

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.

"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"

sasky

A person or thing from Saskatchewan

"Hey, that Calais has sasky plates on it!"

"From her incessant talk about the Roughriders, it became apparant she was a sasky girl."

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verkerkian

Any crappy type of hole.

There was a bobcat operator named Verkerk who couldn't drill fence post holes worth a damn.

"He's digging that hole in Verkerkian fashion"
"Schnag had hoped to blast a big hole in ground with that stick of dynamite, but it ended up pretty Verkerkian"

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sonofabitchinbastard

Curse used in extreme frustration, most commonly by guys named Al.

"You sonofabitchinbastard!!"
"I can't find that 7/16" wrench. Where is the sonofabitchinbastard?!"
"So, the other day I was on Circle Drive, and this sonofabitchinbastard is diddle-assing along in the left hand lane...."

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schnag

An abbreviated, bastardized version of the word 'vagabond', usually used as a nickname

"There goes schnag in his semi again"
"Does schnag know how to drive a forklift"

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