cdrotfflmfaoshticacpmptin

Chrashing Down Rolling Over The Friggin' Floor Laughing My Friggin' Ass Off So Hard That I cry And Choke Pissing My Pants This Is Nuts

this is used when you are "really" choking/gasping for breath from laughing

tony: you got so drunk at that party last night, that we had to drag you back home

jimmy: cdrotfflmfaoshticacpmptin

tony O_0; *waves wtf flag*

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Butterish Run

1.type of physical action that takes place when a goofey or "special" person runs. Usually a very embarising site for the performer, yet often hillarious to those who witness the action.

Mike Rodriguez is such a butterish run.

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nerp

to ejaculate

Dude, she let me nerp on her boobs!

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ricer redneck

a person with bad taste and little knowledge of nice cars that believes they can join the "import scene" with their busted-ass cars (usually a slow domestic or very old import). they proceed to then add usually cheap (see: American Products Company) aftermarket parts to include loud mufflers, the biggest cheapest spoiler, windshield washer LED's, altezza tailights, light up tire valves, an array of stickers from companies who wouldn't even talk to them about sponsorship, and maybe even nice rims. these individuals will drive arround in their junk cars and believe they are cool and chicks/guys are checking out their cool cars when in fact they are glad they aren't in the car with them being laughed at also.

cool guy 1: man, did you hear that ricer redneck drive by?
cool guy 2: how could i not? it sounded like he was driving a weed-eater at full throttle. i think he was late for work at the taco bell again.

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sitting on bone

Having a hard on; a boner; an erection.

This fine ass girl came up and started talkin to me. all of a sudden I was sittin' on bone.

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buayo

canadian term for cocaine

BUAYO!!! daylight come and I can't sleep.

helmeting

A sexual practice, most likely between two men, in which the goal is for the one to insert his actual head into the anus of the other. This is accomplished by the receiver having his spincter muscle severed by a knife, so his ass cheeks more or less flap apart. The giver then lubes up his shaven head and goes to town. It is uncertain whether this practice is supposed to be (more) pleasurable for the giver, or the receiver.

Raoul had to go to the doctor's to have his butt cheeks sewn back together after he was finished helmeting.

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