Pelayo

An idiotic Spanish man who loves Spain and obsessed with Spain he also thinks he is cool which is wrong

Oh wow look at that idiot pelayo walking by thinking he’s cool

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swindon city

best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.

Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away

Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus