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when you jack off in some ones mayo and watch them make a sandwich with said mayo
my friend pissed me off,so he got manazed
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when your fart and shit at the same time.
when you are with your friends and one of them farts,and said fart sounds so wet you look at them and ask"did you just schart yourself"
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red rod is when a guy preffers to fuck women that are ragging(haveing there period)
he likes to fuck em on the rag,i bet hes got a red rod
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when something is soo good,it makes you want to jizz.
her ass looks soo good in them jeans,shes jizzerrific.
is when a guy has a on a pair of blue jeans and gets a massive boner that feels like the its going to burst through his blue jeans.
did you see her ass?dam i got a button buster.
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