New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.

My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.

columbus

a geezer that discovered new land, i guess.

Columbus: Oiiii mans discovered new land bruv, i should name this america EEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Gaylord

A tragic surname, the butt of gay jokes.

Bully: Sup gaylord! How's it like being gay?
John Gaylord: Stop calling me gaylord... it's my surname dude

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