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obama

he's black and ready to attack

don't mess with obama

by big man 22211155 January 26, 2022


Joe Biden

Ice cream lover, 200 years old, youngest senate, "President".

Lets go brandon!

My mom is joe biden

by big man 22211155 January 25, 2022

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snitch

A regular citizen who reports seeing a crime isn't a "snitch" or a "rat"
The criminals were just sloppy
Snitches and rats are not the same thing
Let me break it down to make sure y'all see what I mean
A "snitch" is someone minding other folks' business
To find information they can sell for a price
Or trade for some other form of compensation
A "rat" is a traitor, a conceiver, planner or physical participator
He doesn't sell secrets for power or cash
He betrays the trust of his team or his family
Hoping to save his own cowardly ass
The difference is, at least a snitch is human
But a rat is a fuckin' rat, period

dont snitch or you a bitch

by big man 22211155 September 20, 2022


hey guys!

a sexist and racist message.

Friend: Hey guys! what's up?
You: How rude!

by big man 22211155 January 24, 2022

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Dry Dick December

immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december

Rules:

- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)

- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes

- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock

- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock

Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022


Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022


Forinite

forinite is my favorite game like if you agree

dislike if your gay

like if your a sperm donor

Me going to the forinite sperm bank

by big man 22211155 January 26, 2022