Rearward

The retarded version of " Backward "
This is a word 1% of the world says because only the most retarded of all retards say rearward.

If you say rearward instead of backward you are retarded

My car owner's manual the fucking thing said rearward and it has done nothing but bug me ever since. Nobody has ever fucking said rearward ever. Rearward has done nothing but drive me to madness the past three days and this is my way of dealing with it.

Fumo

The worst plushie known to man.
If someone says they like fumos they probably have a mental disorder.
Stay clear from anyone who likes fumos

"I love fumo, cool plushie!"
*Is shot dead on the spot*

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I

am fucking retarded

I really am

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Never

gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
get rick rolled pussy

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Car Missile

The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.

"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*

Poop Nose

When you're eating the booty and he/she diarrhea poot shoots into your nose.
You also have to have to beat the living shit out of kid's ugly little face when they call you this.

Peter: What you did the other day was wrong.
Kyle: _What you did the other day was wrong._
Peter: You're not making this easy, Kyle.
Kyle: _You're not making this easy, Kyle. My name's Peter Griffin I'm a big fat dumb buttface._
Peter: Shut up, Kyle.
Kyle: _I'm Peter Griffin, I'm a dorky fat numbnuts._
Peter: Kyle, I said shut up.
Kyle: You're a Poop Nose.
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